Sunday, August 15, 2004

Who's Your Inner Buffy Bad-Girl? Find out @ She's Crafty

Aiobheann said so at 03:30 p.m.

Sunday, August 15, 2004

CaveSlayer from Beer Bad

Which Buffy Alter Ego Are You?
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Aiobheann said so at 03:21 p.m.

Sunday, August 15, 2004

You know your day is going to suck when...

...when you're taking your medications, and you reach over blindly in the darkness of your room to grab your bottle of estradiol (hormone therapy you've been taking since all your girly-guts got yanked out during a hysterectomy in February) and come damn near popping a pot seed into your mouth instead of a pill. X_X

I should know better than to keep my collection of pot seeds in an old RX bottle, right next to my meds. The only thing that kept me from swallowing it was that it felt smaller than my estradiol...

Aiobheann said so at 01:52 p.m.

Monday, August 2, 2004

I've been fucking around with the code for this i-frame set since I got up. I thought it would be a simple matter of touching up the last odds and ends, uploading it, and voila! I'm done.

No. Oh, noes, not even close.

See, what worked fine in Firefox when I was coding it is all fucked up in IE. So I had to go back and recut the graphics and recode the fucking frameset-thingie about four freaking times. When I finally got it to work, my brain was fried and generally unhappy with my rough usage of it this fine morning -- a morning when I should be cleaning house, because my dad is coming to visit on Wednesday, but that's a story for another entry -- so quit and crawled into bed with my dear husband.

He comforted me for a bit as I babbled about bad code, bad, bad, awful evil code, and then started trying to kiss me.

"Is that your answer to everything?" I asked in exasperation. "Fucking me won't make my page work the way it's supposed to." By this time I was sitting up, warming to my subject, which unfortunately was not the one my husband had hoped I'd warm up to.

"Waving your magic dick at it won't work, honey," I said. "If that would work, I'd have gotten a dick of my own a long time ago."

"You did," he pointed out helpfully.

"Oh," says I, and then was overcome with giggles as I imagined pointing my lovely mint green silicone strap-on peener at the screen and magically fixing all my HTML mistakes.

If I thought it would work, I'd do it, too.

Aiobheann said so at 10:28 a.m.

Sunday, August 1, 2004

Testing, want to see how the entries look.

Aiobheann said so at 12:57 p.m.